Swingerella

SWINGERELLA THE ORIGINAL GODDESSE
Photos: THMA Photography (bottom left), Hann Walklett (top right) 
Where's Prince Charming?

H O W   F A B U L O U S   A M   I ?
L E T   M E
Count The Ways

I'm so fabulous I wander round in a daze of cake and glitter and false eyelashes... I naturally avoid men with moustaches bigger than my own. So fabulous I sleep alone in a house as quiet as my mobile phone. I'm a fiery fabulous female in a cruel world of men. When I get divorced I simply marry again. Every morning I write a list of my fabulousness before I get pissed. Ladies you should try it. It's far better than any diet. In short darlings, I'm pissed off with men.      
      Join me in my plans for world domination stage one - extinction of the male species over 30. Spoken word mixed with stand up comedy... things just got interesting. Give this goddesse the microphone!     
      OF COURSE Swingerella has her own fabulous YouTube,  Flickr and Instagram pages. You'll find her on Facebook and Twitter too (see below!).
Upcoming Dates
Photo: Swingerella - (click for more and to see/share)

MAY - AUGUST 2017
JANUARY - FEBRUARY 2017
  • F17 PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION: featuring work by Jasmine Hitchens, Wolverhampton University (see below and click for link).
JANUARY 2017 EXHIBITION: photography by Jasmine Hitchens. - (click to see/share)
SWINGERELLA AND MQ’s “WE SWEAR” CAMPAIGN
For mental health charity MQ’s “We Swear” campaign, Swingerella’s sworn to take on mental illness in young people with @mqmentalhealth. Will you? CLICK HERE TO JOIN IN.
CHRISTMAS 2016
  • Performance of new material at 9th and 16th December as part of the “How much do you love me?” Exhibition by Caution Poet - Thursday 1st to Friday 30 December, Muthers Studio, Digbeth, Birmingham. Details to follow.
  • Swingerella's Christmas Campaign: Nipple tassels for India. Buy your wool now!
  • Swingerella’s M.A.D. Christmas Bingo. Just don’t shout HOUSE!
  • Fabulous December photoshoot with Jasmine Hitchens (see below).
DECEMBER PHOTOSHOOT: photography by Jasmine Hitchens - (click to see/share)
AUGUST - SEPTEMBER 2016
Swingerella M.A.D. Tour 2016 – ETERNITY, beginning on 19-21 August at EdFringe 2016. 
Swingerella is M.A.D. (Menopausal and Dangerous). Join the M.A.D Army! Swingerella Goddess of Fabulousness launches her new M.A.D. tour at Edinburgh Fringe this year. Sponsored by HRT and Vaseline. Under her new home made M.A.D. banner she will outline her new (wo)_manifesto. Tired of world domination and defeated in the battle for Castle Swing she will be lobbying parliament for the following – 
  • Free HRT on demand
  • Free fans that double as vibrators
  • Compulsory air conditioning in shops (or at least the window open)
  • Special beaches for women over 40 who want to wear a bikini
  • Reduced price chin waxes
  • The beheading of all 50 year old males asking how old we are
  • Free lube
  • Look out for Swingerella’s M.A.D March on Downing Street with frequent toilet breaks, free cardigans and intravenous gin supplied by our sponsors TENA. 
THE SWING BUS ON THE ROAD!
SWING BUS PICTURE UPDATES IN GLORIOUS COLOUR - (click to see/share)



WORSHIP!   WORSHIP!   WORSHIP!
Incomparable and In Print
SWINGERELLA MEETS POLISH PRINCE IN PALACE AND BECOMES GODDESS OF FABUK MAGAZINE - (click to see/share). UPDATE - Order your copy NOW while stocks last.

Sound & Vision


Watch Her Fabulousness on YouTube or see her Instagram / Flickr pictures.
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